Desperate Housewives


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Mary Alice: There's a reason people can't wait for Christmas, and it has little to do with family reunions or curling up with a cup of eggnog or that unexpected kiss beneath the mistletoe or receiving a present from that special someone. No, people look forward to Christmas because they know it's a time for miracles...
--"Desperate Housewives" (ABC)


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Lynette: Yep. Go ahead, say it. I know you want to.
Tom: This is all your fault. You should've listened to me.
Lynette: I know. But be fair. There is no way I could've anticipated this.
Tom: You tell people Frankenstein's on the loose, then you're surprised to see the torch-wielding villagers?
--"Desperate Housewives" (ABC)


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Susan: Is Edie getting you a good lawyer?
Mike: I doubt it. She dumped me today.
Susan: What? Why?
Mike: Well, I was arrested for murder.
Susan: Still. It's tacky...
--"Desperate Housewives" (ABC)