Police Squad


__________________________
Frank Drebin: Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to keep on my toes...
--"Police Squad" (ABC)


___________________________
Mimi: That was just her stage name, her real name is Mary Coffee.
Ed: Coffee?
Mimi: No, thank you....
--"Police Squad" (ABC)


___________________________
Jane: Could I interest you in a nightcap?
Frank: No thank you. I don't wear them.
--"Police Squad" (ABC)