CSI


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Sara: What's that smell?
Nick: I'm nuking a burrito.
Sara: Mmm. Junk food and radiation. Good combo.
--“CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” (CBS)



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Catherine: Now tell me, why are we here?
Gil: Because this is the only place within 10 miles of Caulville Bay that serves Calamari.
Catherine: And you know this because...?
Gil: I come here for calamari.
Catherine: Alone?
Gil: No. Sometimes I have a beer with it...
--“CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” (CBS)



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Sara Sidle: What do you think caused these marks?
Hodges: Give me more time. I'm not a miracle worker.
Sara Sidle: Well, that's obvious, Hodges. If you were a miracle worker, you wouldn't be rude.
--“CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” (CBS)



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Warrick Brown: Who brings a gun to a knife fight?
Gil Grissom: The winner?
--“CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” (CBS)



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Gil: If you chase two rabbits, you lose them both....
--“CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” (CBS)