Curb Your Enthusiasm



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Richard Lewis: Can't we have lunch or something and discuss this?
Larry: I can't.
Richard: Why not?
Larry: I've been auctioned off for some charity.
Richard: What is this, "Roots"?
--"Curb Your Enthusiasm" (HBO)



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Larry: Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
--"Curb Your Enthusiasm" (HBO)



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Richard: You're looking at my girlfriend's breasts!
Larry: First of all, Richard, they're not breasts. They're not breasts, they're just big chemical balls...
--"Curb Your Enthusiasm" (HBO)