M*A*S*H


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Burns: Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?
Trapper: It saves time, Frank...
--"M*A*S*H" (CBS)


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Frank: Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret: We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank: I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
--"M*A*S*H" (CBS)


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Hawkeye: I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun...
--"M*A*S*H" (CBS)