South Park


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Cartman: And so you see, Simon & Simon were not brothers in real life, only on television.
Mr. Garrison: Thank you for that presentation Eric, but the assignment was on Asian cultures. You get a D minus.
--"South Park" (Comedy Central)


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Stan: That's impossible, Cartman doesn't know a rain forest from a pop tart.
Cartman: Yeah I do, pop tarts are frosted.
--"South Park" (Comedy Central)


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Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump.....
--"South Park" (Comedy Central)



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Kyle: Ow! What the hell are you doing, Cartman?
Cartman: I'm killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so this may take a while.
--"South Park" (Comedy Central)