Wednesday, August 30, 2006

3rd Rock from the Sun

Mary: I think you look distinguished with gray hair.
Dick: Thank you. I think you would look distinguished with gray hair, too.
Mary: No, when men get gray hair, they look distinguished. When women get gray hair, they look old.
Dick: When women get breasts, they look sexy. When men get breasts, they look old.
Mary: Good point!
--"3rd Rock from the Sun" (NBC)

Mary: From suffering comes creativity. You can't spell "painting" without "pain".
Harry: Or "ting".
--"3rd Rock from the Sun" (NBC)

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