The Drew Carey Show

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Drew: If frogs could fly... well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?
--"The Drew Carey Show" (ABC)



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Kate: Oh, my God! How could you lie on the Bible?
Lewis: Well, it's simple. I'm a single, 41 year-old janitor. What's God gonna do? Take that away from me?
--"The Drew Carey Show" (ABC)



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Drew: Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar...
--"The Drew Carey Show" (ABC)



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Kate: Drew, there's a fine line between a hobby and psychosis. And even if there wasn't, this wouldn't be a hobby....
--"The Drew Carey Show" (ABC)



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Mimi: You know, kids, Drew's head is just like a piñata. If you hit his head enough times when he's sleeping, candy comes out...
--"The Drew Carey Show" (ABC)