Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kinda career I want.
Eric: Johhny Depp did "Pirates of the Caribbean". And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.
Turtle: Yeah, but he already dresses like that in real life, though.
Turtle: Vince, I want this guy’s job. He’s sitting on easy street.
Eric: Oh Turtle, please. You’re like a three time lotto winner....
Drama: I had an Italian sports car in ninety four, they’re a delight.
Turtle: You had a Fiat, Drama...
Drama: Italian nonetheless...
Drama: It’s kind of emasculating having your kid brother pay for your head shots.
Eric: Oh... and what having him pay for the rest of your life is empowering?
Ari Gold: You know what they feed people on an Indy set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
Eric: Well, if anybody could do it, Vince could.
Vince: I do have great balance...