Wednesday, August 30, 2006


Dan: What a beautiful day -- the kind of day that starts with a hearty breakfast and ends with a news anchor saying, "...before turning the gun on himself."
--"Roseanne" (ABC)

D.J.: Was I an accident?
Roseanne: No, D.J., you were a surprise.
D.J.: Oh. What's the difference?
Roseanne: Well, an accident is something that you wouldn't do over again if you had the chance. A surprise is something you didn't even know you wanted until you got it.
D.J.: Oh. Was Darlene an accident?
Dan: No, Darlene was a disaster.
--"Roseanne" (ABC)

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