American Idol


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Simon: If you would have been singing like this two thousand years ago, people would have stoned you...
--"American Idol" (FOX)



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Simon: If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning...
--"American Idol" (FOX)



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Simon: Did you really believe you could become the American Idol? Well, then, you're deaf...
--"American Idol" (FOX)