The Larry Sanders Show


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Arthur: Your fly is undone.
Larry: Oh, thanks.
Arthur: Just doing my job.
Larry: It's your job to look at my crotch?
Arthur: I consider it one of my perks.
--"The Larry Sanders Show" (HBO)


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Larry: Hey Warren!
Warren Beatty: [disinterested] Hey Larry.
Larry: Hey listen, would you like to come on my show tomorrow night and just say hello and goodbye to me? Because it's the end of the whole thing tomorrow night.
Warren: I could just say goodbye to you now....
--"The Larry Sanders Show" (HBO)


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Hank: What about the time I chipped my tooth on the bathroom urinal? What the F*** is so comical about that!
Larry: It was a back tooth Hank....
--"The Larry Sanders Show" (HBO)